Why y’all care about someone’s music taste so much as reason to date them? Yeah imma fuck his Vampire Weekend cd
Because music is such an important part of my life that if we don’t get along musically, we won’t get along sexually in the long term whatsoever.
So you gonna fuck the cd?
Have you ever been fooling around with someone and then House of 1000 Corpses by Rob Zombie comes on and they ask you to change it, but you don’t understand why the song wouldn’t be perfect for sexytime? Too different of music taste can create awkward situations. And if you must know yes I perform oral sex on cds.
*applies to harvard as a joke* *harvard accepts me as a joke* *enrolls at harvard as a joke* *graduate with a business degree as a joke* *starts an extremely successful business as a joke* *creates empire for myself as a joke* *enters the press conference of my life* *leans close to microphone* just kidding *goes home*