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disgustinghuman:

orgygami:

logged the fuck in

hacking the planet

5,151 plays

kidnapped:

atxconfessions:

She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart 

this was a surprisingly solid track fuck

(Source: thedonnieblog)

thechillgatsby:

thorsies:

IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!! 

SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS ARE BEING CRUEL TO THEM AND HURTING THEM, DO NOT SAY “But they seem so nice! I doubt they mean it!” BECAUSE THAT IS AWFUL TO SAY TO THEM AND MAKES THEM NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

The message is important but the delivery is repulsive. CAPSLOCKING YOUR WHOLE THING MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT!

nepsury:

oh

little-cocoa:

sedirktive:

intenciate:

ITS A FUCKING NONBINARY SUPERHERO ACTUALLY FEATURED IN THE INCREDIBLES FUCKING PUNCH ME IN THE NECK

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT????

Yet another reason why to love this movie you guys

Not knowing someone’s gender doesn’t make them non gender binary…

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.

(Source: bcgold)

joyfullydeadly:

frikadeller:

iamtonysexual:

painted-bees:

tmirai:

hallokatzchen:

sourcedumal:

countessnoir:

countessnoir:

Is this circulating because if it’s not it needs to be, this armor is totally practical. 

Bringing it back the totally suitable lace dick sheet armor 

So can he be on my team?

I’m a cleric so I’m good backup I swear…

Who do I have to pay to get this armor design into a game?

Now this is the sort of sexism and objectification I could shove money at.

Hunter, Steph, all your demon characters now wear this.

I AM SEVERELY UNCOMFORTABLE

WHICH, I SUPPOSE, IS PROBABLY THE POINT, FOR A MALE VIEWER

GOOD JOB, ARTIST.

EQUALITY FOR SKIMPY ARMOURS YESSSSSSSSSS

Well, tmirai, I wouldn’t call it sexist if the female armor looked like this too.

Honestly, as long as each gender is equally naked, the whole underwear-armor thing bothers me significantly less.

Looks like some of the Castanic outfits in Tera

Reblog if you would play a video game with a trans protagonist

pumpkin-spice-and-ass:

I just want to see how many people would be in favor of me having a trans main char for my independent game I’m designing for a competition.

(Source: milokerrigan)

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