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My weight loss story: I’m Meghan and I lost 20 pounds in 4 weeks using this new cleanse my best friend recommended. I’ve been eating the exact same way as before and I lost 20 pounds. My metabolism is faster than Usain Bolt now. The other thing I like about the cleanse is it’s 100% organic, and helps remove bad toxins from your body. If you’re somebody struggling to lose weight, I would highly recommend giving this a try. I have yet to see anything else that works like it. Tip: you can get a free bottle here (and only pay like $4 for shipping) if you order now because of some sort of summer special. I got my bottle free thanks to the summer deal which is crazy cause I’ve spent more on weight loss products in the past that flat out did not work. Good luck to everyone trying to lose weight!
thank you for recommending the cleanse! figured i’d give it a try and just got my free bottle thanks to their summer special, btw congrats on your progress you look fucking fab!!
YOU GO GIRL
I NEED to be skinny this summer
I just got a free bottle thanks to the website’s summer thing! i’ll keep my followers updated on my progress
It feels like no one is realizing this is spam so I’m just gonna invite math here for a second.
20lbs in 4 weeks is 5lbs a week. 1lb is ~3500kcal, so that’s a ~17500kcal deficit in a week. As a 5’9” 206lb 23 year old male I would require ~ 2000kcal a day to maintain my body as it is, assuming little to no physical activity. 5lbs in one week equates to a ~2500kcal deficit So I’d have to eat nothing AND burn ~500kcal through exercise every day. If you’re not changing what you’re eating or how much exercise you’re getting, you’d basically be adding ~2500kcal energy use on top of the say ~2000kcal (in my case) that you’re using already. There is no way that this is legit, and if by chance it is, there is no way that it’s going to be healthy to lose 5lbs a week for four consecutive weeks. I’m pretty sure that these miracle weight loss things are exactly why people see realistic progress as slow and get discouraged and give up.